~Sizzlechest~ OH MY GOD.
HAHAHAHAHA NOOOFUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
Why
Meh, he’d probably become a mad dictator or something. Which would be sweet.
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
(via disneyprincest)
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
(via disneyprincest)
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw
I am a white christian male….and I am easily very discriminated against here…..it’s like applying for college scholarships all over again :’(
(via situpsandfruitcups)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via askinnyblackman)
i just fucking met alex hirsch he drew me stan and everything but the best part was that he said he liked “the cut of my jib” like no you don’t know how much that means to me i almost threw up from the excitement
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
(via askinnyblackman)
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
(via transitivepopcorn)
