condesces:

what do we say to the god of death?

not today *sets difficulty to casual*

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appleofmypi3213:

Apple had so much fun at the park yesterday! He was going down the slides by himself and was enjoying it. Then we got to the swirly one….and…that scared him a bit lol he was pooped and slept like that for like 2 hours when we got home haha.

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nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

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ponpontaytaytay:

relahvant:

thisgirlgames:

krystlewaslike:

jhermann:

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DON’T HIT PLAY

HIT PLAY

DO IT

LY

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choctawaukerman:

"May the Fourth be wi-"

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ifeelbetterer:

the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.

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unamusedsloth:

Unnecessary Explosions.

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pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

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grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

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